Total Medals Earned: 16 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 350 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
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Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 9/10 (255/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)
Kill a cop
Die
Beat the game
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything
Parry a bullet
Kill a boss
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
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